are you still at the devil's house?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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