East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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