Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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