I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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