So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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