I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
last night I used snow as a chaser
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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