yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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