You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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