and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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