That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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