I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
These tits shall not be calmed
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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