You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
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