how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
we should paint friendship bongs
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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