Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
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