what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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