Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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