last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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