I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize