Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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