i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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