marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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