Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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