just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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