Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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