I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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