yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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