I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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