so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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