4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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