I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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