A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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