I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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