and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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