Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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