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(973): View more from New Jersey

haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??

(630): View more from Illinois

savin' lives aint cheap

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(540): View more from Virginia

you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.

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(626): View more from California

I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards

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(209): View more from California

I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.

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(903): View more from Texas

The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.

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(315): View more from New York

The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.

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(269): View more from Michigan

You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?

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(941): View more from Florida

I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti

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