He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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