So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
This is classic penis vs brain.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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