She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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