this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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