Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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