Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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