Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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