I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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