I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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