We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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