Plan B is the new Plan A
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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