I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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