Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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