you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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