y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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