does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
