Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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