Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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