party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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