last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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